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lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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Katy Perry thinks Kesha's physical and sexual abuse claims is just 'sour grapes' - MusicFIX Blog →

pearlsnapbutton:

lebaenese:

wild-guy:

recklesskesha:

TheFIX has learnt that Katy Perry believes Kesha’s recent lawsuit against their joint manager Lukasz Gottwald, Dr Luke, is nothing more than “sourgrapes” due to her lack of talent.

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Katy has always been trash

Trash is too good. Katy Perry is the human equivalent of toxic sludge.

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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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seedy:

illuminhotty:

amen.


i dont think this turned out the way it was supposed to

seedy:

illuminhotty:

amen.

i dont think this turned out the way it was supposed to

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oliveracedavis:

christoph5712:

Just this woman!

Boom. My point exactly.

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bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

Holy shit.

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mymodernmet:

Meet Garfi, the world’s angriest cat. The seemingly wrathful kitty, who lives with his owner Hulya Ozkok in Turkey, has a permanently furrowed brow that just naturally makes him appear like a fluffy, orange ball of rage.

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felixdawkins:

how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like

"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

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fook-dat-beach:

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

itssmurder

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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